Big B's birthday wishes for Big P!

Hi Praveen, wish you a very Happy Birthday! Big B wanted to wish you so he's sending this message, knowing what a huge fan of his you are! Its filled with famous dialogues from his hit films, said in his inimitable style. Teri Pratiksha khatam ho gayi dost, le Jalsa kar le. Enjoy! 


Naam - Praveen Pai Haain, Gaon - Thana, Umar - Chaalis saal aaj poore ho gaye haain

Aaj khush toh bahut hoge tum haain....photo se malum pad raha hai....aur khush hona bhi chahiye. Kyunki har saal ki tarah iss saal bhi tumhara Bday aaj hi ke din yaane 14 Mai ko aaya hai. Sahi baat sahi wakt aur sahi mahaul me kahi jaaye toh uska mazaa kuch aur hi hota hai....Happy Budday dost Happy Budday....Englis bolta hai haain...I can talk englis, I can walk englis, I can laugh englis bcos englis is a very phunny language...TO becomes Too, but GO does not become Goo. Kabhi kabhi mere dil me khayal aata hai, ke fone karke wish karu...par saala ye telephone bhi kya ajeeb cheez banayi hai, udhar se aadmi sochta kuch hai, bolta kuch aur hai, karta kuch aur hai. Sochta hun aaj aake tumko milu par jaanta hun that given your demand, aaj ke din tumko milna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hoga. Duniya me do type ke Bday hote hai, ek family fun wala aur dusra dost daru wala...toh aaj tum kis type ka bday mana rahe ho. Aaj ke party me sharab mat rakhna, kyunki sharab peene se liver kharab hota hai...aur sharab rakho toh liver fry mat rakhna, kyunki liver ke saath sharab kharab lagti hai. Log toh waise bhi keh rahe hai ke tum sharabi ho, pagle ye nahi jaante ke nasha sharab me hota toh nachti botal. Party me piyakkad dost aayenge toh puchenge,"Bhai tum wine serve karte ho ke nahi bhai?"...toh unko jawaab dena,"Haan mai wine serve karunga, lekin pehle uss aadmi ka wine leke aao jo airline kholke pilots ka pagaar nahi deta, pehle uss aadmi ka wine leke aao jo nashik me sab ko Sula Sula ke wines bana raha hai...uske baad mere bhai tum jo wine serve karne kahoge woh wine serve kar dunga". Tumhare Bday pe yahi dua karunga ke tumhare paas Gaadi ho, Bangla ho, Bank Balance ho, Raymond ka 2 piece suit ho aur ofcourse Maa Baap bhi ho. Life me tum jahan khade ho jao, line wahin se shuru ho jaaye aur raste par jab chalo toh log chillaye 'Shehenshah'!  Ummeed karta hun isko padhkar tum socho mai kitni pyaari baatein karta hun, na ki mai bahut saari baatein karta hun. Aapko mere samanya gyaan pe koi tipanni karni ho toh neeche comments ka section hai. Aur haan, jaane se pehle ek baat zaroor kehna chahunga....isko padhkar jyada emotional mat hona, warna log kahenge,"Saala nautanki, ghadi ghadi drama karta hai"!


A BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM THE SES GANG!!!!!!!! 

Seedhi Bhaag No Bakwaas

Reebok's Realflex running shoes boast of a design that intends to allow a foot to flex naturally while running...They call it a 'Natural Running' shoe...Great design par ye shoes India ke liye nahi bane...If we consider the stinking bombs (cow dung, dog poo, or plain human shit) that are spread liberally on our roads, I wonder how far we can run without stepping on one of them...aur apna shoe patthar pe ghis ke kuch faayda nahi hoga, paani se pressure wash karna padega tab jaake niklega boss. Aap decide karo aapko shoes bhagne ke liye lena hai ke dhone ke liye. Meri maano, Bata pehno aur bhaago....Seedhi Bhaag No bakwaas!

'Ye Kya Ho Raha Hai' News of the day!

Unemployed youth of India, here's a sure-shot way of getting a job: Travel to pakistan for a 3-month training in "using firearms, bomb-making, expanding the terror network, evading the police". Return to India and surrender to the ATS or Police saying you've had a 'Change Of Heart'...and guess what?! The govt agency rewards you with a 25K paying job for your 'Change of Heart'...I can see placement agencies coming up with a 'Bandook Chalao, Job Pao' offer with a 100% success rate....Most jobs will be taken up by Terror Recruits with managements confident that they'll achieve the 'Targets' because of their extensive training.

Talk about weird coincidences...the heading next to the above news says 'Alert: 5 LeT Terrorists have landed in city'...I say, what have they got to worry. They can simply carry on with their terror activities and at the slightest hint of getting busted, surrender claiming a change of heart and get rehabilitated. Reminds me of the hide n seek game we used to play in childhood, where we would evade someone hunting us with a 'Time Please' call meaning 'We want to take a break & you can't catch us'.

Under what policy of the Govt are these guys being rehabilitated? How did these guys find their way to Pakistan and back? Why are they not being prosecuted for having undergone training in terrorist activities? What guarantee does the govt give the citizens that they will not resume terror activities? So many questions remain unanswered.